water in the ass?
10:33 p.m. on 2003-02-18
I know, I have said it before but this time its so for real. I think I am enjoying my last glass of wine for a while. I just got done with dinner(spaghetti factory again)and took a long hot bath. Wow, it feels so good. I was out today on my way home from teaching, and thought oh, I need to get some candy for the kids, and then I thought why not get alvie something too. I bought wine. Hehehe. Damn you got to love me. I just want to stop right here before I go off on some tangent about my mastabatory habits, and say thank you to everyone who has been so nice to sign my book and add me to their favorite list. I feel the love, and god do I need it.
Speaking of feeling the love, I have been waiting for nearly two weeks for this new porn cd to come. I swear I think the mailman has it in his bag and is snickering about his cruel little joke he is playing on me. God I can't wait to get it. I hope it is better than the last one I got. Let me tell you all, box covers can lie. I thought ooooh this video, I forget the name right now is gonna be hot. They had these two hotties on the box and I had an erection just looking at it. I order the damn thing and low and behold when it gets here I almost had to take viagra. They put the most homely guys I had ever seen in this video and stuck the two hotties at the end. Like any good porn watcher I had my finger on fastforward cussing out the gross men as they humped and bucked. Finally the two hotties come on the screen. MMMMMMM now here is what I paid my money for. I swear, by the time I got my hands off the remote and into my pants, these two fucks had already spilled their load and it was the end of the tape. Fuck the injustice. But you do notice I didn't let it stop me from ordering another. God the slut I am.
This ought to be good. My friend Angie from Humboldt called me and is coming down for a visit in two weeks, so we have made plans to hit up Faces.(the local night club) I swear as god as my witness everyone I am gonna dance with somebody. I think I am going to go out on a limb and actually speak to someone first. Its gonna be a big step, but I think I can do it. I have found out that I am way behind in homework. Who cares, not me right at the moment. Hold on. I had to pour another glass. I got to thinking, if I am going to give up wine, the rest of that bottle will go to waste so I being the resonable person I am, must do my part. I will sleep good tonight. I have third graders tomorrow. You know those people at college can lick my ass. I swear they act like just because you a teacher you have to be this uptight cunt or something. Get for real. I bet you half of them bitches are so freaky when they get home I wouldn't put it past them to go home and hump every moving appliance in their house. Wait, thats not a bad thing is it? No I have never done that, as of this date. I did once though do a blow up doll. Way way over-rated. Hurt like a bitch. I think my dick was hitting the seam or somithing cause something kept poking it. No good and let me tell you clean up on them things is a bitch. They are not dishwasher proof either. But yeah i did get off with it. Poped it in no time flat. Guess thats what you get for 19.99. I just figured out, what the name of that movie was. Pleasing the young. It sucked dick. Unless that cheap bastard at ebay stuck a generic movie in that cover. I never thought about that. I hope if you are just tuning in to this rambling, you check out other dates as well. I am afraid I am off tonight. I think its been four nights since I have touched myself. Oh one last thought here. I was talking to my friend Marry from work. It of course had to do with anal sex. Is there anything else better to talk about when your waiting on customers at the restaruant? Her son is gay. She tells me that if I want to start doing that activity that I have to douche. I am like what the fuck? Are you for real? She says yeah, that she has heard that. I am like my god fuck me. There is no way I am shooting water up my ass. Do I really have to do this? Is this a prerequisite to enjoying a night of love? I am fucked all the way around. Why if I was born gay wasn't I given the offical playing rules. Someone cheated me and I want revenge. alvie
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