daddy fucker
10:54 a.m. on 2003-04-12
Gosh, I feel so guilty right now. I should have added my entry so long ago, but between being a full time teacher, waiter, and sleeping, I have such a limited amount of time. But anyway, hoooraaayyyy Its spring break. Hello everyone, gosh how I missed writing in here. I would look at the clock and think, either sleep five hours or add an entry, and sleep always won out.
Well, lets see, what has been going on in my life. Ummm Oh yeah, I am really sick today, but I swear that is not going to stop me. I am going to go out and get a haircut and then buy myself a new shirt, and maybe even some new shoes. Shoes seem to be another one of my little quirks, as if I needed another one.
Well, I think I am just going to jump around to various topics today, so just go with me on this. Last night at the restaurant I had fun despite being sick. I was going to call out and stay home, but Jesse's cute ass was going to be there and we always cut up and do silly shit, so I had to drag my ass up there. Even though I couldn't laugh like I usually do, which is loud and often, I still managed to have huge smiles on my face. Have you ever had a best friend who can just make your day? I love being around him, and am often accused of having a crush on him, but he is just such a cool friend whom I can talk to, and I have told him things about me that no one else on this earth know, and still he likes me. Its nice to know that you have someone like that in your corner, do you all understand? Oh yes and he is sexy too, but more than that he is just a nice cool person. I spent 7 hours on the phone with that little prick the other night. He called me at 11:00pm and I was umm doing you know the polishing my stick routine. I looked at the caller id and saw it was him and I picked up. I quickly forgot what I was doing, until about two hours into the conversation when he starts talking about various things that he can do. I hate to admit to it, but I got my hard on again and was rubbing myself to a frenzy. When he talked about sraying on the nuts, I hung up for my grand finally and quickly cleaned up before he called back and asked what had happened. I told the truth, damn me. Once a perv always a perv I guess. The conversation, besides the little sideshow detour, got deep and made me respect him even more.
So I am looking on the web for hotels to stay at when I go to SF pride on June 28th and 29th this year. Looks like the average price of a hotel is 175.00 a night, so times that by two and then throw in my rental of the mustang convertible and god you can see that I am going to be out some money. I might have to bring my own stash of drinky drinks if I don't want to have to use up school money. Aww fuck it, school money is for having fun right?
Dear god, I almost forgot, I am an offical adulterer, I think. Seems my friend Nancy went to Faces, you know that club down the street from my house and my one night stand Mr. N. was asking about me. Seems I left a good impression on our kinky ass friend. Anyway, god, so she starts talking to him and what not and finds out this mother is not only bisexual, as he claims, but the mother fucker is married. Dear god, I have slept with someones daddy. I don't know how he can be married this bitch is gay. The dude wanted me to hump him so bad. He kept putting, oh well never mind on that. Dang, why didn't he tell me that? Oh and then so Nancy tells a few people at the club that me and Mr. N have done the nasty and so now I am sure when I go back, I will be getting the slut stare. Hey we are all good at something are we not?
So, I had this girlfriend of mine yesterday tell me she had a dildo in each hole. Wow! I was like shut the fuck up and she is like no really, I was so fucking horny. I swear I nearly fell out. So then being the detective that I am, I start asking those probing questions like whats it feel like blah blah blah, and fuck, now I am interested in the whole will it feel good in the rear thing again. We are going shopping on Tuesday for toys, and I am going to pick out a smaller one. I guess the buying a big ding a ling for my first attempt was a bit over achieving. I still have the two bottles of lube, and more porn than is allowed by law, so I will be set.
Am I the only one who goes down the produce isle and wonders? Wonder about what you ask? Ok, so like I will be shopping for salad mixings or what not, and when it comes time to pick out a cucumber I pick each one up and think dang who could handle something like this? or have you ever seen those zuccini, long and not quite so fat, oh dear god I am sinking fast here, I better just shut up and just assure you its only specualtion. I have never in my life made out with produce, although I have humped a velvet coutch.
Before I leave you, if you read this can you please just say hi in my guestbook so I can make sure I read your stuff, or just email you back to say hi? I need to get back into the groove and would love to say hi to you again.
On a final note does this fit me or what: Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love. love ya all.... Alvie
the latest:
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