Alvie's World

get him drunk and show porn?
2:01 a.m. on 2003-03-31

Hey everybody, Its me Alvie, I am alive and well, but tired as hell. I have just completed the most amount of homework I have ever done in my life. Fuck me. I will never procrastinate again in my life. Yeah right. Only two more days and I am through with book learning for a long long ass time.

Ok well let me just relate a little story to you that happened to me last night. I was just finishing up my homework, oh it was about 130am and I was clicking off the lights and I heard this like humming noise over by the window. I was like what in the hell is that. So I peek out my blinds just a little to see. This is the west window and it looks out into an alley on the side of my apartment. I have a basement under my apartment so it sets a little higher up. Well right out my window is a car parked with a young couple who obviously thinks they are all alone. The light in the alley provided me with a great view of this blond girl rubbing the crotch of her young lover. I nearly had a heart attack right there. Was I going to get to view a hand job going down? A blow job? Who knows but this young guy was moving his crotch back and forth as this chick slowly massaged his member. My lord I leaped up and clicked off the last lamp so they couldn�t see me and settled in for a show. God I am a perv but what the hell, I am the neighborhood watch captain am I not? So I settle back and had the blinds parted slightly watching as the kissing and groping continue. I swear she was rubbing his crotch and I am thinking all right already, get it out of those pants. Just as I say that, I guess I got a little to zealous because I leaned forward too much and my head hit the window, spreading the blinds open and to my horror the couple looks up through their windshield and catches me watching. Fuck me, I was more embarrassed than they were. They speed off and I curse myself up and down. God I swear I could fuck up a wet dream, if I could ever have one.

Well on other fronts those two hot Mexican boys across the way, they are doing well if you�re wondering. I have started sitting out on the porch after running at night and enjoying my bottle of water. Let me tell you I praise this warm weather. The warmer it gets it seems like the less clothing they put on. Those shorts and muscle tanks have caused me to nearly go blind from staring. God I hope it�s a very hot summer.

I can�t believe that I passed going to the club tonight, because of this homework. Nancy called and wanted me to go with her and her brother, but unfortunately I decided to be responsible.

I know that a lot of you have read my ramblings before so you know about my friend Jesse and his boyfriend Louie, (who hates me). Well seems that Louie got kicked out of his parents house for getting his eyebrow and tongue pierced. On top of that I guess he told his dad that Jesse was his boyfriend. His parents said that he had disrespected the house and told him he had to leave. Now Louie is 22 so I think his parents over reacted don�t you? Well, I guess now Louie is homeless, and is staying here and there and spent last night in his truck parked in front of Jesse�s house. Can you believe that I offered to let him stay here with me? I don�t know why but I feel for him. Total closet case trying to break out and I don�t know, I think there is something redeeming about him. He hasn�t been here yet, but Jesse says he will probably stay a few days this week with me. Then get this. Jesse tells me, Alvie, don�t get him drunk and try to watch porn with him. That floored me. I was like what the fuck? Do you honestly think I would do that? Now I know that if you walk like a duck and quack like a duck, then you�re probably a duck, but I swear I am no duck. Bad analogy but, what I am trying to say is just because I talk about sex doesn�t mean that I would ever do that. My god people, I have never watched porn with anyone but myself in my life. I couldn�t believe this was coming from one of my friends. I swear to you I am the trustworthiest person, but who knows I guess I don�t give off that vibe. Whatever.

One last thing before I have to go, a few of you have written me some nice emails and I thank you. I answer everything I get, but with school work so far behind, I am late answering, but after Tuesday, I am school free so I am all yours. I will be able to update daily once again as well. I am getting all prepared for this coming up weekend. Wednesday is my birthday, and I am going out to celebrate on Saturday. Maybe I will get me a happy birthday kiss from someone.

On a final note this is how I feel tonight : if a man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. I love ya.....Alvie



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