Alvie's World

Seizure
1:13 a.m. on 2003-03-11

First off let me just say I didn't grow up in a normal house. My house was wacked, as you might be able to tell, from my previous writings. I remember at a young age, my father saying never pass up one, because it might be the best you ever will get. He of course was referring to pussy. Knowing I was gay, I just substitued the pussy part for dick, and then I could agree with him. Wonder if dear old dad would say the same thing to me now, knowing I am gay?

Well, on the home front I am fucked as usual. I got to postpone one midterm for a whole week, but tomorrow I have to deliver a lesson plan as well as a five page report on English language learners. Why did I put it off. I think I am going to stay awake as long as I can and just work on it. I have often been able to talk my professors into giving me extra time to complete projects. God knows I have had to fake surgerys, limp in class and one time I was actually contemplating faking a seizure. I just kept thinking should I bang my head on the floor or what? I couldn't quite think of what a seizure entailed, so I was afraid I would blow it. There is no limits to what I wont pull off for just some extra time. I know I should feel bad, after all I am a substitute teacher, and hopefully next fall will have my own class, but damn I hate homework. I am going to try to limit the amount I give to my students.

You want to know what I did once? I faked zipping my dick in my zipper to get out of going to church. I used to hate going so much, god we had to go three times a week, and it was always on the night when the good tv shows came on. Well, after faking enough headaches,and such, I thought, that of one that would get me a free ride. It did. My dad felt so sorry for me, I think I even got ice cream out fo the deal. Pretty smart huh? Lots of times I would just go into the bathroom and jack off thinking of the cute guy in the row ahead of me. How bad is that? I think about it now, and I wonder what everyone thought I was doing in there? I was always careful, looking under the door for shoes. I was always thinking I have to hurry, and back then that wasn't a problem. I think a good strong wind would have got me off quick. Good god how embarrassing would that have been? Umm Sir, can you come into the back and get your son, he is going at himself back there. Makes me blush just thinking about it. I think I was extra sexual at a younger age than most. Really. I was having oral sex almost daily, when I was 11 or 12 with a neighbor boy. I was just trying to be a good boy. You know dad said never pass up a good one, and as I recall that was a good one.

Ok so enough people have wrote to me and told me the joys of being smacked on the ass while being plowed or being the plower. I guess now this has sparked some intrest in me, but honestly, if I ever get to try it,I think I will die laughing. So like I am masturbating today, and I gave myself a little swat, and I knew right there I was nuts, gone checked out. I am like what in the hell are you doing? I just wanted to see if something would happen,(what I don't know) but I just had to see. I think I was a bit zealous because I still have a red hand mark on my ass. All I got was a sting and my eyes watered up. Couldn't even see my porn pictures.

This has got to end. I am going to have to find me a boyfriend. I was thinking the other day, I should try the art museums, plays or other upscale places. I wonder how long I would have to hang out in front of a painting to capture the attention of some man. My luck not too long, probably will be security and I will get escorted out.

The guys across the street were teasing me again. I swear they put on the sexiest clothes to cook in. I keep looking over at them in the kitchen waiting for them to start going at it. My sister played a cruel joke on me the other day. She was sitting on the sofa looking out and I was in the chair facing the television. All of the sudden out of the blue she says oh my god the guys across the street are fucking on the table. For almost a second I was believing her, until she started laughing. My heart was in my stomach and my body was starting to come alive, then she laughs, cruel bitch.(in a loving way of course)

I am going to have to make this short tonight, because I have to get started on my homework. My professor tomorrow is a big old lady, and if I try to pull a Seizure off in her class, I bet she would try to give me mouth to mouth, ick!!

Odds and ends: First time I went to a gay club a girl asked me to dance. I drive a four wheel drive truck. My favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chip.

On a final note: Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked." Love ya .....Alvie

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