Monkeys flying out my ass
10:15 p.m. on 2003-02-22
So, here we are once again. Saturday night in the big town of Sacramento, and I do laundry. My sister did call, and we talked about going to Faces's(the gay dance club)but neither of us seemed to want to get dressed to go. I worked at the restaruant today, and sad to say, no new numbers to report.
I can say that my lifestyle change is in full effect. I have exercised all three days, ate healthy, and I am now sipping Corona Light, so I must be doing great. I hope the alcohol kicks in soon because my god I am bored.
Well what should I discuss tonight? Oh, let me tell you what this whole get into shape and look good thing is all about. You didn't think I was doing it for my health did ya? Come on I am gay. I am doing it because at the end of June, I want to attend my first Pride parade. I live only about an hour from San Francisco, so I think that is the Pride I will attend. I hear tales of wild goings on down there. I am a bit shy, but don't think I wont be watching and taking everything in. I might take my sister with me, but she has already been to one. Can you believe it, she is straight, and got to go march in a parade. She told me is was fun but she did hurt herself. Seems missy was having one too many drinks and wearing boots a little too tall. She said she had picked out a leather vest with these fake leather pants(ghetto) I think they call them pleather. They had flames going up the side of them and she said she was strutting her stuff, until the heal of her boot got caught in a manhole(no, not that kind of manhole, the ones that are in the street) and took a fall. She ripped the knee of her pants and there went her 9.99 specials. I can only imagine people saying why is there cotten coming out of her leather pants near that rip? Hehehe, damn drunk, wish I was there to see it.
Me and my sister are always doing crazy stuff, like the time we got a wild hair up our ass to go to Vegas. I just stopped by her place to say hi and she was saying we should drive to Reno, and I said no I want to go to Vegas. Well, 15 minutes later we had booked two tickets on the next flight out and had to hurry to shove crap into an overnight bag. We get to Vegas, find a hotel and through our stuff into the room. We had to hurry, because we both knew the luck was in us. Someone was winning our money damn it.
On the casino floor, we headed straight to our respective spots. Me at the blackjack table and her, at the slots. Fastforward this mishap 3 hours and you will find both of our asses broke as a joke sitting on the hotel bed looking like what the fuck were we thinking? I said call the airlines and get us the hell home. We changed our flight for the next flight out, never even turned the covers on the bed, and left that God forsaken city. Moral of the story......take more money next time.
I heard that if you sit on your hand and make it go to sleep, that it feels like someone else's hand when you masturbate. I sat on my hand, did all kinds of crazy things and I couldn't get it to go to sleep. So I wake up in the middle of the night, I guess I had rolled over on my arm, and BINGO my arm is asleep. I quickly thought here is my chance. Just let me tell you right now, who ever made up this crock of shit, should be shot. First you cant grasp your dick when your hand is asleep, and second, the shooting pain from when your hand starts to wakeup over rides any pleasure whatso ever. But like any guy, I am always on the lookout for that 'NEW' masturbation style. The one thats gonna have me seeing stars and have bats flying out my ass.
I am thinking right now, since this is light beer, I can have another right?
I feel like I have rambled on and on here tonight and have not said anything. I guess that's because nothing really happend to me today. Does anyone else out there ever have one of these days?
Well, on a final note I would just like to say, tomorrow is the day, I get to hear about Mr. 10 incher and his dick. See the hostest is going over his house tonight to test ride, and I get the full report in the moring. Wonder if she will be limping in late?.........Alvie
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