Alvie's World

cock your head and peak
12:20 a.m. on 2003-02-22

Stop right here!!!! Before you read any more of my dribble, take a seat. I don't want to be the cause of anyone passing out and hitting their head. Ok, now get this. I am waiting tables tonight, being the sweetest I can, hoping that each person coming in will open their wallet a little wider and leave me a great tip and all, when in walks 5 hot guys. MMMMM I am talking the kind that would taste better than hot chocolate chip cookies. Well, you know Jessie and I were in gay heaven. I swear they were so hot, I was starting to get an erection right there at work. I don't wear undies, so I was thankful that I had my ticket book covering the right spots. While waiting on these guys I swear Jessie made me laugh. He said ok you wait here and I will walk ahead, and you look to see if any of them are checking out my ass. I was like oh my god this is so highschool but ok, walk slow, then its my turn. (I am such a horndog I swear) So he does and I wasn't quite sure what was going on because I found myself staring at his ass, hey its nice. Well, after they are done eating, Jessie goes over to the table to collect the money, (he is the host/cashier and they have left me a nice tip, and the one of them, leaves a short note on the ticket, it says "thanks for the great service, call me Daniel and then the phone #) of course damn it Jessie sees it first and I snatch it from his hands. What in the fuck was that all about? Should I call? My god, Jessie is like are you going to call and I am say no way. He says then give me the number, me being greedy, stuffs it in my pocket and here it sits on my desk. I am not supposed have this happen to me. Anyway, I think when I have my next drink, I will call, who knows.

Oh yeah, and I had the back section tonight. The rear windows look into the pool and sauna area of the hotel that is in the same area. There are hedges that provide the swimming guests privacy, but if you sit at table 18 and lift the blinds and duck your head a certain way you can see the sauna. So there I was ducking my head a certain way, and BINGO, two guys in swim trunks enjoying the warm water. One was very good looking. I was eating an apple, and drinking water and talking on my cell phone, while enjoying the view. I was just hoping that maybe they would start touching each other and I was creating this little fantasy in my head when I hear, excuse me, excuse me, you guessed it, the manager was looking at me as if I had lost my mind. She was like are you taking a break? With out skipping a beat, I replied, No I am watching two men splash around with no shirts on. She joined me and we both sat there with cocked heads peering through the shrubs. Work was great tonight.

Speaking of drink, Sunday is the day when we get to party with Mr. 10 incher. I just have a feeling that I am gonna get a peak at it somehow. Does anyone know where they sell Chloroform, and duct tape? (haha I am so joking) Have I ever mentioned that Jessie is so sexy, but he is only 17. I know his boyfriend hates me because when he picks him up and I say Hi, he says a quick non smiling hi. He has banned Jessie from coming to my house, saying that I would want to suck his dick. Can't two guys just be friends? I just got an email from my friend Larry-(gay co-worker)he wants to go to coffee, sounds like fun.

So anyway, I have not got my porn yet, and I sent a nasty note to the ass who sold it to me on ebay. Looks like its just me and the lube tonight. I have two finger licking flavors, ID luscious watermellon, and ID Juicy Pina colada hmmmm such decisions. I know far too much info.

Well on a final note, I guess I will leave you with this thought, one of my favorite persons, Dolly Parton, said it. As for sex, I'm talking about the passion of life. God is not going to give you all this good equipment and then condemn you for enjoying it....how true, enjoy.....Alvie



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